aaronette

W is for Warts

OK, so that isn't going to grab anyone's attention, but it is really the cure for warts that I wanted to share with you.  None of your proper doctory cures here.  I discovered that you are supposed to be able to hypnotise warts:  I really don't know how you get the little devils to keep watching that swinging watch, but it is supposed to work.

Another interesting cure was acid. The liquid sort which would probably have the law round digging up your carpets to try and find all those other dubious items that get mooted about as ingredients for making 'things which you shouldn't'.  I just know I couldn't pronounce the right acid and  might have to resort to vinegar which is said to be the panacea for an awful lot of things.

The inside of a banana skin rubbed over the wart is also cited as the cure, though someone in China was moaning that it just turned the warts black, though it could have been the weather.

Anyone got any real cures?  I haven't got a wart at the moment but would like to be prepared. 

28.2.07 22:31