aaronette

Weather or not

Where would we be without the weather?  Honestly, you can't move for all the pictures in the papers of the snow, and it's only November.

We still won't be prepared for The Weather will we?  Snow ploughs will be in for the yearly check-ups right in the middle of the Great Drift of '08.  Rafts will be punctured just when the Huge Thaw happens.  Due to the Enormous Credit Mess-up, no one will have been able to buy a pair of stout rubber boots, and Gordon Brown will be checking on his pension, while the majority of us are eating cabbage, wearing dull headscarves and moaning about 'Babuschka'

Wait a minute!  I hate that song, and look awful in a headscarf, dull or otherwise.  Cabbage?  Ain't bad with a dash of caraway seeds slung across it.

Have we got the Winter Olympics as well?  Thought not.

23.11.08 20:04